Dani Stern Poker Player
Live Tournament Earnings:
$1,835,422
Career Cashes:
16
Career Wins:
1
Career Final Tables:
3
Most Recent Cash:
$98,640  (1/11/2014)
WSOP Bracelets:
0

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Recent Tweets


Posted on Saturday
I bought some fancy cigars. Can I smoke half of one and save the rest for tomorrow or will that ruin it?
Posted on Sunday, March 23, 2014
In addition to being outside the box was ronaldo even touched there?
Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2014
I am not knowledgeable at all on the subject, I just watch random NDT talks and the like on youtube, but feel like it was for small children
Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2014
Watched new Cosmos. I find it irritating that to make something "cool" translates to dumb down to the point of flashing lights and sounds
Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2014
wtf is the deal with all the China accounts playing stud on stars? Randomly checked the stud lobby, literally all chinese players.
Posted on Monday, March 03, 2014
If Mathew Mcjfkldjfaslk wasn't so damn good in True Detective, I would be mad at him for for Chiwetel not winning.
Posted on Monday, March 03, 2014
Nevermind, best picture winner!
Posted on Monday, March 03, 2014
I am getting wrecked on my massive Oscar bets.
Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2014
I am loving Stephen Fry in America. It's basically Borat, except its serious.
Posted on Thursday, February 27, 2014
If I am connecting from an EU country to Mexico through Gatwick in London, will I have to go through passport control?
Posted on Saturday, February 22, 2014
When will the WPT championship schedule be released? @BorgataPoker, @WPT
Posted on Wednesday, February 05, 2014
What is the latest with @lockpoker? Are people still actually playing there?
Posted on Monday, February 03, 2014
I watched the SB on GamePass, so I didn't get all the commercials. Was that Scientology commercial actually on TV?
Posted on Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Look at this stud. http://t.co/mgo2lUGOgV
Posted on Monday, January 20, 2014
My favorite thing about the internet is when people say dumb ignorant racist shit and @deadspin records it so it will be etched in stone.
Posted on Sunday, January 19, 2014
Manning vs Brady ahhhhhh fuck you brady!!!
Posted on Thursday, January 16, 2014
My cousin works at a hospital, and needs to get into a patient in a comas password protected iPhone to contact family. Is this possible?
Posted on Wednesday, January 15, 2014
I know it's the poker world and ppl only plan 2 weeks in advance but I really wish tourney schedules were posted earlier.
Posted on Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Is wpt championship likely to have a full schedule of decent (>$2k) events other than main? And maybe some high rollers?
Posted on Monday, January 06, 2014
Doing commentary on #eptlive in a few minutes for the 100k
Posted on Monday, January 06, 2014
Busted shoving 15bb over bryn bu MR w QTs, got called by K9o. Main event tomorrow.
Posted on Monday, January 06, 2014
Feature table again, starting soon.
Posted on Monday, January 06, 2014
Well that kinda sucked. Day 1 over with 98,500. Had bottom 10% hands for the last hr straight, very boring day. Will try to run it up tmrw.
Posted on Sunday, January 05, 2014
Not much happening in 100k. Down a few chips. @ feature table.
Posted on Monday, December 23, 2013
Sold out for PCA 100k
Posted on Sunday, December 22, 2013
Selling at face to PCA 100k. 2 bullets, must pay both in advance on @pokerstars 1% min, lmk if interested. Got around 50% left.
Posted on Monday, December 16, 2013
Is there any way for a very advanced computer hacker thingy to use a monitor to install a trojan/worm something like that?
Posted on Sunday, December 08, 2013
Turning off @nfl @NFLGamePass because Ford Fusion commercials are too enraging. Nuts or bolts? And is better! ASLKJDFLKSDJFASJFKDJALKJ;SLKAD
Posted on Friday, November 22, 2013
Thank god for @deadspin Calling out bullshiters on the reg: http://t.co/gvS9ztkRNn
Posted on Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Thanks everyone for the internet help. Still won't work though.
Posted on Wednesday, November 20, 2013
and yes I have reset 1000x and all that
Posted on Wednesday, November 20, 2013
It's a router issue, and there are some strange complications, I am very desperate.
Posted on Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Having very tilting internet problems, and I'm sure there is a technical solution. If any tier 1 computer nerd helps me, free hr of coaching
Posted on Tuesday, November 19, 2013
i chk out some wrld chess champs games... First 1-4 moves I'm with it. Then I understand literally nothing @MoreThanOneBarn @dansmithholla
Posted on Sunday, November 17, 2013
So.... how about that decision?
Posted on Monday, November 11, 2013
If you mix a saturated and unsaturated fat and refrigerate it, will they split? What if it's emulsified with some type of protein (mayo)?
Posted on Monday, November 11, 2013
Tournaments are the only form of poker where you can win roughly what you think your EV was on a day, and come away feeling very unlucky.
Posted on Thursday, November 07, 2013
Going to be on the @2p2Pokercast tonight, I assume it will air in a day or two.
Posted on Thursday, November 07, 2013
Despite not caring at all about celebrity gossip and news, I am actually pretty excited to see Justin Bieber's inevitable meltdown.
Posted on Thursday, November 07, 2013
Who cares that @RyanRiess1 said he was best in the world? He is 23 and was experiencing best moment of his life. Not a big deal.

 
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