Jeff Madsen Poker Player
Live Tournament Earnings:
$4,662,660
Career Cashes:
111
Career Wins:
10
Career Final Tables:
4
Most Recent Cash:
$730  (2/9/2015)
WSOP Bracelets:
3

Jeff Madsen Twitter

 
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Recent Tweets


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Posted yesterday
i love the rain its cozy
Posted yesterday
Nooooooooo RT @uspoker: Hooters Las Vegas Poker Room Shuttered http://t.co/Yh7fFhnjIE
Posted yesterday
got hacked again yesterday -- from about 6:30pm - 7:15pm -- just my luck
Posted on Sunday
in other news i just swallowed a live grenade and a kitten
Posted on Sunday
actually just got tilted so hard that i pulled a 270 and am now incredibly relaxed and surprisingly calm --
Posted on Sunday
the die moaned - his heart flushed - paired with a house full of jokers - he ran straight for a pot club and a kinder beat
Posted on Sunday
#tiltpoems
Posted on Sunday
the townsfolk guffawed whilst the soldier trudged back into a battle of unlit torches - none knew what ogre awaited them - only he surmised
Posted on Sunday
numerically the abacus slid furthest east - a wicked glance tilted fro by silent earthquake - a worse arrow than gemstone - a quiver of dust
Posted on Sunday
many a fortnight i journeyed to reach said pinnacle of highest peaks , only for a shattering of intent, shards spliced towards illest tomb
Posted on Sunday
fucking Zeus hath cast a lightning bolt upon mine noble head, a thunderclap of abyss hath swallowed my hopes and muddled them among the mist
Posted on Sunday
http://t.co/6jzixtJxBn
Posted on Sunday
Oh Buddha why have u crushed my aspirations with ur giant Buddha sized buttocks not coooooo bro
Posted on Sunday
dear 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus why have u been sent here to river my dreams in a savage bloodbath
Posted on Sunday
Explain why the lord our savior continues to play tetherball with my testicles
Posted on Sunday
why does God enjoy shoving various objects in my various holes
Posted on Sunday
WHY MUST GOD BE SUCH A CROSS-EYED JACKALOPE
Posted on Sunday
WHY MUST GOD BE SUCH A CRUEL DICKFACED BUFFOON
Posted on Sunday
FUCK
Posted on Saturday
LAPC MAIN EVENTT now is the time
Posted on Saturday
had a fun night at gpi poker awards -- thanks @alex_dreyfus , sorry for under-dressing as usual
Posted on Saturday
who's comin to the GPI American Poker Awards at SLS hotel
Posted on Friday
whoa-oh , amber is the color of your energy
Posted on Thursday
journey to the center of a dream
Posted on Thursday
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Posted on Wednesday
why the fuck does February have 28 days hey March just give up a day or two u greedy asshole ur ides will be fine
Posted on Tuesday, February 24, 2015
i knew you would read this at this exact moment
Posted last week
i love when rappers win oscars
Posted last week
The Expendables 3 wins for best picture!! That was my pick in my Oscar pool -- well deserved #oscars #spoiler
Posted last week
Whoa Kevin Hart wins for best actor?!? #oscars #unexpected #spoileralert
Posted last week
you don't know what love is -- (you just do as your told)
Posted last week
Hov
Posted last week
epic afterparty @MarianelaTV @phil_hellmuth
Posted last week
todays the http://t.co/En7w9S20Lh charity event hosted by the GOAT @phil_hellmuth -- should be fun -- see u tonight Phil
Posted last week
im gonna marry Juana one day #marry #Juana
Posted last week
Secret sushi spot #w with @melanieweisner @TuckonSports ??????????????
Posted last week
it's a metaphor probably
Posted last week
nows the time to throw rocks at ur loves window
Posted last week
Anybody need Stars for cash

 
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