Jeff Madsen Poker Player
Live Tournament Earnings:
$4,650,985
Career Cashes:
107
Career Wins:
10
Career Final Tables:
4
Most Recent Cash:
$21,300  (9/18/2014)
WSOP Bracelets:
3

Jeff Madsen Twitter

 
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Recent Tweets


Posted earlier today
off to Melbourne -- ??????????
Posted on Tuesday
just stopped at a red light until it turned green #MM
Posted on Tuesday
i just drank a glass of water #MundaneMondays
Posted on Monday
especially if you just sneezed on me -- not cool bro
Posted on Monday
i don't think everyone that sneezes deserves to be blessed TBH
Posted on Monday
when i die throw a couple bad bitches in my casket whoa
Posted on Saturday
Plus my bag was first out in baggage claim -- that's never happened before -- this must be a simulation @Degenomad
Posted on Saturday
I actually think my plane crashed but my mind split into a different dimension like in LOST and in this dimension my plane made it safe
Posted on Saturday
Turbulence is totally like a roller coaster except for the whole coming to terms with your mortality thing
Posted on Saturday
On future flights I will make sure my plane's route is through a thunderstorm -- what a blast! It's like space mountain !
Posted on Saturday
who else loves turbulence woooo show of hands ??????????????????????????????????????????????
Posted on Friday
At the airport agaaaain.. 'eat to bite' @THE_ALEX_ROCHA
Posted on Friday
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Posted last week
stalk options
Posted last week
subtle rain patters :: chugging of a distant train :: moonlit horizon #haiku
Posted last week
whattup Portland ¿¿
Posted last week
crazy how my twitter account always gets hacked immediately following a sick bustout hand -- strange timing
Posted last week
chillin at the 'port again
Posted last week
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Posted last week
also if u find these tweets offensive I'm not sure why ur on twitter or reading this -- lighten up it's fucking twitter
Posted last week
In other news the universe is great birds are chirping and life is good and I've miraculously recovered from the aids slash crossbow injury
Posted last week
Just had sex with an Aids monkey
Posted last week
Ok over it time to smoke myself into a retarder stupor ??????????
Posted last week
just jumped into the Labrea tarpits
Posted last week
In the bustout interview I literally stripped naked and shaved off my pubes and sprinkled them into my eyes
Posted last week
So I had the AA vs the AQ all in for massive pot 3.5 million , flop Q94, turn 4, river Queen, & guy folded a queen, who needs money tho ??
Posted last week
Just time travelled to before that hand and murdered myself with a crossbow
Posted last week
Just put a mousetrap on my balls
Posted last week
Swallows grenade *
Posted last week
Ahahhahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted last week
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Posted last week
Gonna lay in some sewage behind the casino portopotties for a while then I will feel better
Posted last week
just swallowed all of their baccarat chips
Posted last week
Just jumped off the roof of Commerce Casino and landed on some Asians
Posted last week
LIVE STREAM SPOILER ALERT I WANT STAB MY OWN CHEEKBONE
Posted last week
EAT MY DICK FOR 17 DAYS
Posted last week
SUCK A TOADS FAT DICK
Posted last week
FUCK 5000 SHEEP IN A FUCKING SHEEP ORGY
Posted last week
FUCK ALL OF YOUR HOLES
Posted last week
OH MY FUCK

 
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