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Jr "When Rev. LeCarp was arrested, he was workin here." Dangle "[We] pulled him in." Jr "What'd he do?" Dangle [series of mime gestures]
Posted about 2 hours ago
Ftp circa 2008
Posted about 2 hours ago
Time to log on @GetLuckyPoker @EricMizrachi Get my mind off the pain ! See you at the tables ... Maybe ... http://t.co/YaOaoP2Bxp
Posted about 2 hours ago
RT @TVPokerRoom: Player don't forget tomorrow is the @WPT California Swing satellite.  162 play... http://t.co/QtyAxAFoDw
Posted about 2 hours ago
If you've cashed in any tournament @crownpoker lately ,then you have an entry to the Great Aussie Millions Rakeback Tournament Dec 20. GLGL
Posted about 2 hours ago
Can someone make a .gif of Phil Hellmuth white magic combined with @lsv white list magic? @MishrasFotoshop
Posted about 3 hours ago
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have a Ferrari
Posted about 4 hours ago
My answer to Would it be legal in the United States to have an online poker room that allows betting but the house d… http://t.co/0oI6Db2ctf
Posted about 4 hours ago
Is there any worse first world problem then when you're 75% thru a movie on Netflix and the sound and video are off by 1/2 a second?
Posted about 4 hours ago
Lots of stores sites say they have it but when you go it's not there, so physically locating one is key.
Posted about 4 hours ago
PF Changs chicken noodle soup will cure anything
Posted about 4 hours ago
"@cristalcl3ar: @BryanMicon could tou follow me for DM?" micon@sealswithclubs.eu
Posted about 5 hours ago
anyone want to chop a PCA room Holler ????
Posted about 5 hours ago
Typical weekday for NFL players: 8-11 football practice 12-2 weights and recovery 4-7 dance class
Posted about 5 hours ago
Alternatively, my lineups this weekend were not
Posted about 5 hours ago
Amie took me to my favorite restaurant, Annisa, for my 30th birthday. She is the best! http://t.co/47KyQ5fkbf
Posted about 5 hours ago
Cowboys road to SB is home vs Det at GB at Seattle.....Sea gets atl/car/AZ then home champ...sea and dal have same record and dal beat em
Posted about 5 hours ago
.@jaredjaffee21 - just realised that you had more chips when you got 10handed than @chicagocards1 had when he got heads up #funfacts #WPT5D
Posted about 6 hours ago
In America, Santa serves beer. http://t.co/C3R5CpTkwR
Posted about 6 hours ago
?BUR »LAX. Not even close. Back home for a #Vegas #ChristmasCountdown
Posted about 6 hours ago
Congrats to @bmw on what may be the worst commercial ever. Little girl pretending to care abt the world and getting "something for everyone"
Posted about 7 hours ago
What are the chances lynch has weed or something in those skittles
Posted about 7 hours ago
Nice to see a lot of good guys got their hands on some of that Bellagio money. @chicagocards1 @garrettjgreer RJules, Toby, @luckychewy !
Posted about 7 hours ago
Posted about 7 hours ago
What my @PCLaptops machine couldn't do my Surface Pro can: Raw video, Grand Canyon Day Time Lapse: http://t.co/Bwma6tEfl5
Posted about 7 hours ago
In the end it's not so difficult to leave Las Vegas. You just do. http://t.co/EjNmcOHyHp
Posted about 8 hours ago
I was just told that my @WSOP APAC High Roller FT is on ESPN2 right now; I can't watch in Canada but if your in the USA let me know who wins
Posted about 8 hours ago
Playing @GetLuckyPoker, I see people already trying to win my bounty. Come and get it.... #GetLucky
Posted about 8 hours ago
Looks like I'm going to be cheering for CJ Anderson very very hard tomorrow.
Posted about 8 hours ago
Espetacular, mestre!!! RT @ViniMarques78: Lembra desse dia champ @allingomes comemoração do WPT em Sampa City? http://t.co/iSFFlgTClF
Posted about 9 hours ago
Tx u to @Chilis for sponsoring Full House Charity program! RT & FOLLOW to win $50 prize pack. http://t.co/61zGfj0MJB http://t.co/aZKNqCNVW7
Posted about 9 hours ago
In the money @SHRTPoker $1650 main event. On dinner break 26 players remaining from 297. I have around 200k going to 4k/8k 500 (yes 500)
Posted about 10 hours ago
If you're in the market for a pet this holiday season, please please adopt! So many sweet animals need homes. #buyingpetsisfordicks
Posted about 10 hours ago
Worst game I've ever seen, fuck
Posted about 10 hours ago
The Worlds best Pineapple OFC App - @playpineapple - now has regular OFC AND 2 hands on button-my FAV 2 player variant. Download for free
Posted about 10 hours ago
surprisingly close only counts with Dancing: ;) http://t.co/UypErFYz84
Posted about 11 hours ago
.@LinkedIn really pushing me one way in the job hunt cc: @StateFarm http://t.co/G2ZKFayyXT
Posted about 11 hours ago
GO LIONS!!!!
Posted about 12 hours ago
Be sure to tune into ESPN2 for tonight's broadcast of the 2014 WSOP APAC. Check your local listings for times. http://t.co/Zai4LgdRCg
Posted about 12 hours ago
Just wanted to thank everyone for their support this week. ?? you guys are the best ??????
Posted about 13 hours ago
...and everyone is leaving.
Posted about 13 hours ago
Hadn't seen this pup in a while! #Reunited RT @GarryGates: .@jasonmercier and Wiley #reunited ?????? http://t.co/bJaSw2io5a
Posted about 13 hours ago
My husband just asked me why I was grinding my teeth and then said "Oh, twitter." It is so time to close the laptop & eat dinner. Phew.
Posted about 15 hours ago
"@garrettjgreer: What's it feel like to run like @JohnnyBaxPoker ? Hopefully I'll get a sliver one day." $869k is more than a sliver!
Posted about 15 hours ago
There will never be progress with Wenger at the helm #WengerOut #notgoodenough #time4change
Posted about 15 hours ago
ICYMI - Mohsin Charania wins #WPT5D, $1.48M http://t.co/4uxj4t1pVu & Andrew Lichtenberger wins @WPT_Alpha8 LV, $2.1M http://t.co/w1nV7Of3rN
Posted about 16 hours ago
the other day, I got laid 200:1 that players would get specific pocket pairs on a specific hand (real odds 221:1 or something). Easy game?
Posted about 16 hours ago
SERIAL - Saturday Night Live / SNL - YouTube If you've listened to Serial, this is too good--must watch https://t.co/is4kujh5sw
Posted about 16 hours ago
How Poker is like the Startup World http://t.co/Zsi33DtRDx
Posted about 18 hours ago
I'm on Frank Skinner's show The Rest Is History (a funny, history-themed quiz) on Radio Four at 7.30pm tonight. Good luck me!
Posted about 20 hours ago