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welp that sucks for me, was hoping for top 10, not sure I can get it now.
Posted 13 minutes ago
HOLY SHIT GO RAYRAY OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMG
Posted 14 minutes ago
60 left in Hustler 200k gtd open AA utg 34k sb flats BB 200k I rip in 300. Sb folds QJ face up. BB calls AQ. Q63QK run out. #Stockholmed
Posted 36 minutes ago
Reason 984 why I love my son. Me: "Why's your shirt on inside-out and backwards?" B: "Because I'm a Ninja!"
Posted 55 minutes ago
My phone broke earlier. If you have been trying to call or text me, I will not know about it. Will have new phone in abt 20min...
Posted about 2 hours ago
I will be live in studio on Fox L.A. (@myfoxla) tonight at 5:45pm PT talking about well...me! Tune in if you're into that sorta thing... ??
Posted about 3 hours ago
Want to get to the @PokerStars Caribbean Adventure for just $1500? Better lock up your seat here: http://t.co/G3sU8JymFR
Posted about 4 hours ago
PIC: worlds first RNG Certified Pineapple Poker App! It's free and has chat...Notice @ShaunDeeb is CRUSHING me! http://t.co/Kl5ksirSYm
Posted about 4 hours ago
In this week's BLUFF Power Rankings, Ole Schemion's 2nd & Mike Leah (@GoLeafsGoeh) is 3rd as the top four gets tight. http://t.co/hc9utmh74H
Posted about 4 hours ago
is there a better movie than "casino" to rewatch dozens upon dozens of times? every fuckin time it's on i watch it, no matter what.
Posted about 5 hours ago
To be fair look at our fourth player on our team
Posted about 5 hours ago
RT @Twistorytweets: It's about to go down. @TheGrinder44 & @LizLieu getting ready for #BellesWar. #Twistory #bts http://t.co/x53lshs9fB Fun!
Posted about 5 hours ago
So please if you get one through someone pay it forward and give then out so everyone gets on it
Posted about 6 hours ago
This is too well done. Great tweet. RT @cooperribb: "No, I did not put dragon mantle on top of his deck. Trust me" http://t.co/iz512MqhvM
Posted about 6 hours ago
My Dentist has scale in bathroom so you can know exact weight before teeth cleaned. http://t.co/l9vUvbVNbt
Posted about 6 hours ago
The walls in this hotel are so thin that I can hear the guy next door talking to himself. Which means he can hear me talking to myself. Shit
Posted about 6 hours ago
"@KingstunS4: @BryanMicon Bellagio Cup and Le"veon Bell?" Of course you must conceal your hand until kickoff because, skill.
Posted about 7 hours ago
Can't wait til next week's Main Event on @espn? Check out the hand of the week http://t.co/h7NdEybcDi http://t.co/vSiy4pom1a
Posted about 8 hours ago
http://t.co/mOD0nlU6zj fascinating: those less likely to remember dreams also less sensitive to being woken up. checks out in my case.
Posted about 8 hours ago
RT @candacepoker: @BJNemeth Have fun in the Philippines! Suck it up and eat the feathery-> ??<~Yes BJ, @MaryannSavage taking you for Balut!
Posted about 8 hours ago
I love bringing the monkey out of @DanielColman_ ?????? http://t.co/gmx5fSHCsf
Posted about 8 hours ago
New Blog Post: Travel Rake, The Hidden Killer of Dreams. Please RT!! http://t.co/PXzwmTpI90 http://t.co/jl2p9b2383
Posted about 8 hours ago
I used to blog a lot and I haven't for a while. I wrote something up on #fantasydraft and I am hoping to share it today.
Posted about 9 hours ago
You cannot dig a hole in a different place by digging the same hole deeper.
Posted about 9 hours ago
Last of the opening heats on Only Connect tonight! Two very entertaining teams pitch up at 8.30 on BBC Two. http://t.co/htEcTjGAaK
Posted about 10 hours ago
No destiny !!??
Posted about 10 hours ago
You could win 1 of 3 Red Spade Open tickets! ($55 ticket) Heres how to enter - http://t.co/xoJ6AHoOv3 #RedSpadeOpen3Tips Good Luck!
Posted about 10 hours ago
Beautiful here in Ann Arbor this time of year! Enjoyed the ten year high school reunion this weekend! http://t.co/NI4dqgIbN3
Posted about 10 hours ago
"Open different doors. You might find a you there that you never knew was yours!" Have a very #MaryPoppins Monday! ?? http://t.co/jGjR2x3QPL
Posted about 10 hours ago
I love how this all played out. || "This will be the last thing I ever write about @cjwerleman" http://t.co/MxmiMqK6FH via @samharrisorg
Posted about 11 hours ago
New contest from Pokerstars #RedSpadeOpen3Tips runs from the 16-22 Oct 2014. More info here http://t.co/Sy0rEGqADa
Posted about 11 hours ago
?? Vegas tomorrow
Posted about 11 hours ago
New video from the beautiful Evian, France: How to Set Goals to Be HAPPIER http://t.co/Ti2JcPlZMc Share your ideas! http://t.co/pbBl5eIHQJ
Posted about 11 hours ago
Many thanks to all who made the trek down under to @wsop APAC. What a fantastic event with great people! Special THX @CrownPoker @PokerNews!
Posted about 12 hours ago
To get in you must tweet me back with your full name to be put on the list. Cheers! @d_landriault @shakuill @ricksterrrrrrrr @boatracecarlo
Posted about 12 hours ago
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. Each of us carrie… http://t.co/9eurSfH5kp
Posted about 13 hours ago
Just made one of my best decisions of the year. If you live in UK, switch your supplier to these folks: http://t.co/ZbVfbSuY2t @GoodEnergy
Posted about 14 hours ago
insomniac symphony
Posted about 15 hours ago
Welcome to October in Anchorage, maybe Canada isn't so bad after all :) http://t.co/K8MzORdVL6
Posted about 16 hours ago
http://t.co/O7RxzByUj6 In the home stretch for SNE @pokerstars Think I can get it before December 15th.
Posted about 17 hours ago
Parabéns Aeroporto de Guarulhos! Enfim um tratamento digno ao desembarque internacional.
Posted about 18 hours ago
7 years of marriage today feel like an old man. But happy and things are better than ever.
Posted about 18 hours ago
Contact me for 40% off your hotel and free safari in Johannesburg this November http://t.co/EvusfnYSSp
Posted about 18 hours ago
How dumb do you people feel now saying Brady>Peyton lolol @Dusty_Harrah @BobFuton @bankrollme87 #everyonefromboston
Posted about 20 hours ago
Not sure why @leofernandez13 is sponsored by @PokerStars Haven't played with a saltier player in a while (and caught him in a minor angle)
Posted about 21 hours ago
"Anyone can be cool but #awesomeness takes practice"... #quoteoftheday #SundayFunday http://t.co/OuJuiW18V0
Posted about 21 hours ago
RT @JBrikis: The cool kids are rushing to add Baldwin and Richardson...gl w that<~Thanks buddy 7 for 123 and a TD! #CoolKid
Posted about 23 hours ago
I'm worried about dumb and dumber to being terrible but I'm also confident that the farrely bros wouldn't put a terrible film out.
Posted about 23 hours ago
I love the nights where I get out of line on twitter, and weed out those that follow me but are begging to be blocked
Posted about 23 hours ago
saw some "little people" fighting in a bar the other day in Philippines. It happened
Posted about 23 hours ago